Just for Laugh

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot
to stop it..!!!


Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!


Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
Two hours later Santa sms to boss: Me ok, ur wife very
sweet.


Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein
hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


Teacher: Translate this in English – “Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.”
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market..


Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti
hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to
main tujhse hi karunga!


Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool
sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the
sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?


Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs &
marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin
biwi ko nahi.


Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon
ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab
use pehchan nahin pa raha


Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.


Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja
sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo..


Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Zaher bharwane aya hoga...


Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues,
the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my
marriage also!