Just for Laugh

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot
to stop it..!!!


Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!


Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
Two hours later Santa sms to boss: Me ok, ur wife very
sweet.


Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein
hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


Teacher: Translate this in English – “Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.”
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market..


Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti
hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to
main tujhse hi karunga!


Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool
sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the
sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?


Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs &
marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin
biwi ko nahi.


Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon
ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab
use pehchan nahin pa raha


Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.


Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja
sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo..


Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Zaher bharwane aya hoga...


Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues,
the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my
marriage also!

SDJ Are Now On Blogsphere

Another milestone achieved, we are now in 'blogsphere'.

Zaid Ibrahim (if you have not heard of this name then politics may not be your favourite subject) has just posted his 1st article on his new blog, i read it today via malaysia today's link and guess what? Josh ja chargya and I started asking around about blogging to some of my colleagues here in office. I didn't gain much knowledge but I do know that you don't have to be a rocket scientist to be on this new media.

So here I am 8.30 PM and still in office, just created new gmail address and now new blog for SDJ group.

Really have no idea what to write next, I believe in my team and their spirit so I bet you we will see this site growing and advancing in near future.

This blog is opened for all to SDJ team members, feel free to add anything you would like to have.. pictures, video, music or start a new discussion.. anything.. cina macam..it's all yours.. but just remember there are certain limit n borders, kira lakshman rekha la.

For viewers, this is suppose to be your platform to drop in feedback, comments or what so ever. Even donkeys are allowed to comment as long as you don't monkey around.

Happy Blogging SDJs, Chakde Phate te Chakde Piston!!